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For Your Amusement: Taylor Swift Haikus

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I’m a not-so-closeted Taylor Swift fan.

I’ve only seen her in concert once (and it was magical, PS), but I would obviously like to multiply that number to maybe 5(00), and be Selena Gomez (read: her BFF/Justin Bieber’s ex-ladylove) in the process. Unfortunately, until T-Sweezy comes to her senses and decides to let me tour with her on her indefinitely sequined tour bus, the plethora of lyrical knowledge I’ve been fostering might as well be put to good use. Although I’m no poet (and I know it), my overarching passion/appreciation for her merits a well-received attempt to verbalize my thoughts into 5/7/5 form. What do you think?
 

 

 

Haiku’s Pertaining To Her Face

What does pretty mean

Pretty sure it is your face

You are so pretty
 

 

Your curly blonde mane

A definitive feature

Evolved to sleekness
 

 


Source: taylorswiftfans.co.uk

Can you please reach that

Height impairment is so hard

Banter with the trees
 

 

Haiku’s Pertaining To Her Boiz


Source: Real Style Network

The middle Jonas

Swayed by a Belle, doll break-up

Sass equality
 

 


Source: Disney Dreaming

You are name twinsies

Expecting a Twilight quip?

Not Edward Cullen
 

 


Source: People.com

Washed-up cowboy man

If you knew he was trouble

Retract paper dolls
 

 

Haiku’s That (Sometimes) Re-Appropriate Her Lyrics


Source: Just Jared

Maggie did you know?

Gyllenhaal: minted scarf thief

Hope you got it back
 

 


Source: MTV

You were once fifteen

But you aged to twenty-two

Nothing but numbers
 

 


Source: Businessinsider.com

What has really changed?

Besides your underwear, duh

Hygiene = important
 

 

Haiku’s That Ask For Her Graceful Hand In Friendship

Beyonce is fine

But I will let you finish

Can we be friends please?
 

 

Tell me which T-Swift haiku touched u most in ur feels by tweeting at me @MTV_FORA. Thank you and bye.

 


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